Dictionary.com defines the word professional as “a person who is expert at his or her work”. The WhackMan defines the phrase fucking bitch-ass amateur trick as “that stupid half-ass cunt Zack Miles”.
Now you already know that The WhackMan is a professional - and a tireless one at that. But what you may not know is how much of a dumb motherfucker Zack Miles is. The WhackMan “viewed” his “Cream of The Crop 5“ today, and let The WhackMan tell ya: somebody needs to put a fuckin’ bullet in this sorry douche-bags head.
Never before has The WhackMan seen such disgustingly sad pornography. This piece of shit hillbilly fuck is in each of his 3 scenes. First he fucks Kandis Kelly, a red head whom he describes as hot. Then you get a look at the bitch and she’s an old hag with no tits to speak of. She’s all pudgy and shit, and the fucking featured in scene 1 is sadder than an AIDS wing of a children’s hospital.
A decent looking thick blond with fat tits named Joy Klein gets the business from Zack 2nd. This scene is weaker than the first, and at one point the other dude in the scene is just there playing with his stupid white dick. This is total fucking bullshit at its goddamn finest.
The final “scene” of this “film” features director/star dickhead again. Here he fucks a darky named Cici Love? It’s totally half-ass, and at times? ah FUCK IT? The WhackMan doesn’t know? What the fuck do you want The WhackMan to say?
EVERYTHING IN Cream of The Crop 5 IS FUCKING SHIT, from the girls to the fucking to the lighting and especially the goddamn shitty camera work. Zack Miles you stupid piece of shit, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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