Rain Productions is throwin’ Flirts 5 at The WhackMan today, a solidly uneven flick that has moments of pure genius.
Old looking Jordan Haze and her big fake tits get fucked first. After a interview that goes way too fucking long, Ted Hunter comes in and eats her ass out. Jordan sucks him a little then goes straight into some reverse cowgirl. She rides dick like she’s been doing it all her life, but having made her dude wear a condom forced her to lose all credibility with The WhackMan. What the fuck is that matter with you, Jordan?!?!?!
Next up is a pair of smokin’ hot blonds goin’ at each other. T.J. has an incredible set of fake tits, and she and Brittany Skye light scene 2 on lesbian motherfuckin’ fire. Their shit is hot. The WhackMan blew 3 loads to them alone, but near the end there’s all these shitty dissolves and overlapping shots which detract from the vag eating fuck fest. The camera tricks look like fucking amateur hour, and have no business being in the scene.
Last but sure as not least is English Ashley Long getting fucked real good by Nick Manning. The WhackMan loves accents almost as much as The WhackMan loves a skinny blond’s tight pussy, and this beautiful scene features both. Nick bends this slut all over the fucking place, drilling her good and hard, and at the end he drops his sperm right in her eye. Mag-fucking-nificent!
Although The WhackMan does indeed have some production value issues with Flirts 5, the ass it features more than makes up for it. There’s good shit here. The WhackMan fired 7 loads to these 3 scenes.
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